Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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