its not stalking. its research.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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