Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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