my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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