this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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