I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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