PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
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I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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