i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Watching her eat just hurts me
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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