did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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