I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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