I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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