i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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