It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
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you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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