Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
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That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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