I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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