i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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