Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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