This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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