Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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