i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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