I murdered the dance floor call the cops
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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