His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
how does that bad decision feel?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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