so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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