Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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