And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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