The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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