Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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