that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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