i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
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