Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You may now shotgun with the bride
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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