YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
