I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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