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(416): View more from Ontario

Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!

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(510): View more from California

I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.

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(256): View more from Alabama

So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.

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that was the beginning of the end.

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(512): View more from Texas

so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..

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(609): View more from New Jersey

imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive

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(949): View more from California

Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life

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(415): View more from California

HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE

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(651): View more from Minnesota

No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.

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