Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
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He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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