Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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