I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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