I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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