69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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