As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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