can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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