If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
operation have a gay friend backfired
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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