no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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