Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
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remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I look excited, but its just a facade.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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