obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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