i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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