Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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