just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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