Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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