Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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