dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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