at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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