you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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