Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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