walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize