these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize