Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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