Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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